Hope this does not offend anyone.
1. You don’t have to sneak your archery magazines into the house.
2. If you are having trouble with archery, it is perfectly acceptable
to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.
3. The Ten Commandments don’t say anything about archery.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you shooting arrows, you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.
5. Your archery partner won’t keep asking questions about other partners you’ve shot with.
6. It’s perfectly respectable to shoot arrows with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good archer, you don’t have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you shooting together.
8. If your regular archery partner isn’t available, he/she won’t object if you shooting with someone else.
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you archery by yourself.
10. When dealing with a archery pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover.
11. You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop to buy cool archery stuff.
12. You can have a archery calendar on your wall at the office, tell archery jokes and invite coworkers to shoot with you without getting sued for harassment.
13. There is no such thing as a archery transmitted disease.
14. If you want to watch archery on television, you don’t have to subscribe to a premium channel.
15. Nobody expects you to promise to shoot arrows with just one partner for the rest of your life.
16. Nobody expects you to give up archery if your partner loses interest in the game.
17. You don’t have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of archery.
18. Your archery partner will never say, “What? We just shot last week! Is that all you ever think about?”
3. The Ten Commandments don’t say anything about archery.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you shooting arrows, you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.
5. Your archery partner won’t keep asking questions about other partners you’ve shot with.
6. It’s perfectly respectable to shoot arrows with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good archer, you don’t have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you shooting together.
8. If your regular archery partner isn’t available, he/she won’t object if you shooting with someone else.
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you archery by yourself.
10. When dealing with a archery pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover.
11. You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop to buy cool archery stuff.
12. You can have a archery calendar on your wall at the office, tell archery jokes and invite coworkers to shoot with you without getting sued for harassment.
13. There is no such thing as a archery transmitted disease.
14. If you want to watch archery on television, you don’t have to subscribe to a premium channel.
15. Nobody expects you to promise to shoot arrows with just one partner for the rest of your life.
16. Nobody expects you to give up archery if your partner loses interest in the game.
17. You don’t have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of archery.
18. Your archery partner will never say, “What? We just shot last week! Is that all you ever think about?”
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