Sent in by Gail Taylor
The old country doctor still made house calls.
One afternoon he was called to a house where the wife was in terrible pain.
The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he'd gone in and
asked the husband, "Do you have a hammer?"
The puzzled man went to the garage and returned with a hammer.
The doctor thanked him and went back into the bedroom. A moment later,
he came out and asked, "Do you have a chisel?"
The man gave him a chisel.
In the next few minutes the doctor asked for and received a pair of
pliers, a screwdriver and a hacksaw.
After that last request the husband asked, "What are you doing to my wife?"
"Not a thing. I can't get my instrument bag open."
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